Posted by: lbnassar | April 17, 2008

The new symbol

Official Announcement:

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the
government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts
production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that.

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